“Two dudes are fighting in the middle of the street in NYC. They’re playing tug of war over a painting and while a girl is filming this ridic fight, literally OUT OF NOWHERE, Ryan Gosling walks in. Ryan drops his shopping bag and throws his GIANT, THROBBING man muscle of an arm against the perpetrator who threw his hands up in defeat. By some crazy stroke of luck, Ryan decided to wear a striped and nautical tank the VERY day his bulging biceps would come in handy.”

Ryan Gosling is so hot. Jesus.